Public Law 30d, paragraph 954A, among other things:

states that any person or persons found so abusing members of the class of interplanetary migratory protozoa referred to as "drifters" will be punished by fine of not more than one hundred and ninety thousand Westbloc dollars and/or confinement to a forced labor camp for a period not to exceed twenty years.

states that, under appropriate constructs, the organic refuse can and will be deposited in the organic refuse containers, unless otherwise indicated by the Organic Refuse Ordinance of 1999.

insists that time is relative. That space and time are distinct entities. And that the clicking sound made when striking the H key sounds warmer than the clicking sound made with striking the I key, provided you play the sound with a tube amp.

decrees that "Because" or "Because I said so" are perfectly valid reasons, provided they are said by a parent to a child of said parent. A parent saying either of those two excuses to a child not their own will be rendered ineffective, as will a parent saying this to another being who is not a child.

emits a loud buzzing sound when exposed to air made up of primarily sulfur-dioxide.

states that time flies when I am having fun, but it always flies in such a way that the distance it's flying is always inversely-proportionate to the brightness of the sun times the time it takes for me to get to where I'm going. And anyone caught breaking said law will be arrested and taken on a cross-country trip.

states that a horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course, unless, of course, the horse, of course, is the famous Mr. Ed.

states that it's best to assume the Farscape writers know exactly what they're doing at all times.

when all common interfaces have been used up, only the ones that have not been used up shall continue to be used up, unless they have already been used up, in which case the ones not used up will be used up, unless they haven't yet been used up.

States that the Guidelines for Proper Credit are as follows:
  1. You must provide me with some sort of name (be it bulletin board handle, or whatever).
  2. You can give me an e-mail address which I will link your name to, so visitors can send you feedback. (Optional)
  3. You can give me a snazzier title to any essays you write, just in case you didn't like the original one. (Optional)

A real efficient way to browse through this bulletin board is based on a system of replies and bookmarks. Now, what I do is, whenever I reply to a post, or post a new message to the BB, I bookmark it and store it in a folder called "Farscape Post Bookmarks". I also change the name of the bookmark to the original post title, followed by the poster's name in parentheses. That way, if I wanted to do a search for all the posts I have bookmarked by, say, Isoulde, I just do a find for "(Isoulde)", and I get the result (which turns out to be 28). It's VERY helpful, and it's kept me from having to scour throughout the pages dozens of times looking for a post.