Hi! I'm InfoWimmy! I am a magical contruction of the mind of Timmy Wimmy, one of the more famous child stars of the ninth century! You might remember seeing me on reruns of This Psyantist's Life, where I played Kevin Aubairt. Do you remember? I sure hope so.
Anyway, as I said, I'm InfoWimmy, and I'm here to help you!
If you do not know how to use these INFOTATERS, then listen closely:
1. Determine where on the INFOTATER you would like to be.
2. Turn the INFOTATER wheel in the direction you determined in Step 1.
(if the INFOTATER wheel is broken, just click on it)
3. Enjoy the ride!
If you simply do not like the INFOTATERS that Irondune Publishing have constructed for you, if the INFOTATERS fail to load, or if some of the INFOTATERS are broken*, then have no fear! I, InfoWimmy, can take you to a different navigational site!
By the way, please click on the advertisements up there. Spinning these INFOTATERs costs money, and Irondune doesn't get grants from the Wimmy Foundation.
*If you stumble upon any broken or damaged INFOTATERS, please report them to the INFOTATER Repair Service